Clever twitter bios quotes

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◆ They say life is a gift, and I say waking up everyday is an opportunity to live it.

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◆ Im real and I hope some of my followers are too.

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◆ HOLY CRAP IM GOING TO BE A DAD! Oh yea, I work in email marketing & I like craft beer too.

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◆ Do not judge me before you know me, but just to inform you, you wont like me.

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◆ Ive never been a millionaire but I just know Id be darling at it.

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◆ A human. Being.

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◆ Writer and tequila drinker living in the heart of wine country. It's wine, people, not the ejaculate of Christ.

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◆ Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

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◆ Im not smart. I just wear glasses.

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◆ Ive learned I dont know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. Life is good.

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◆ Nerdfighter. Determined dreamer. Has ambitions to be crazy cat lady if marrying various celebrity crushes proves impossible.

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◆ Coffee-Drinker, eReader Addict, Mom, Blogger. Im very busy and important.

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◆ I have been called a PollyAnna, sugar-coated idealist. I like to think of myself as more optimistic than that.

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◆ I wear sunglasses because I have no eyeballs. I also have no hair but I forgot my hat.

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◆ Working hard to maintain the illusion Im Boss of the Boy & Girl. Witty people, retro style, TV, animals, trees & chocolate happily. Too camp is just enough.

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