Clever facebook status sayings

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◆ The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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◆ Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
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◆ It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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◆ Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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◆ If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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◆ Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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◆ Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
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◆ When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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◆ 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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◆ Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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◆ Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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◆ Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
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◆ Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
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◆ That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only having like, 3.
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◆ That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
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