Clever facebook status sayings
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- 99◆ Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to...
- 99◆ It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
- 99◆ Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
- 99◆ If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
- 99◆ Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
- 99◆ Face your problems don't Facebook your problems.
- 99◆ When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 99◆ 'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
- 99◆ Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- 99◆ Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
- 99◆ Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fucking expensive.
- 99◆ Facebook is like a relationship: Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...
- 99◆ That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only having like, 3.
- 99◆ That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
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