Christmas humor sayings

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◆ On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!

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◆ When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

- Hussein Nishah99

◆ Hurricane Sandy stole Halloween like the Grinch stole Christmas.

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◆ Every Christmas I only buy gifts for friends when I find out they already got me one.

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◆ I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

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◆ Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...

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◆ This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.

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◆ Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.

- Carol Nelson99