Limericks poems
Statistics
- by Peter Sellers 59
Having had just a bit too much winethe statistician opted to recline
head in the Frigidaire
feet out in the hot air
On the average he was feeling fine
Semi-relevant quasi-buddhist non-sequiter
- by Peter Sellers 58
Accept that to suffer is lifeThat done, you don't focus on strife
The good - one enjoys
The bad - background noise
The ugly - my neighbor's fat wife