Being single sayings
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- 99◆ Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. Me? I use coupons to get pizza...
- 99◆ I hate that feeling when everyone around me is in a relationship and I'm awkwardly sitting there like...I love my dog.
- 99◆ Have you ever talked to an ex, & exaggerated on how happy you are since you guys are broken up? You tell them how you have this & that going on, how you're going out & enjoying your single life & no longer stressing, how you're keeping yourself busy with friends & family, how you still haven't found someone new but you're not looking, how you're okay now? But deep down, you're not okay. You miss your ex a lot, you visit their Facebook page almost every day, you're always hoping to see their name come up when you got a new text or call, you're still checking up on them, you haven't deleted the pictures, & you trap yourself in a room full of memories with them.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you change your facebook status to 'single' and your ex likes it.
- 99◆ Your FB profile says 'Single and ready to mingle!' ??? Sorry dude, you're just a 'Loner with a Boner.'
- 99◆ I'm not going to cry over him, because that's what he wants. I'm gonna keep my head up, smile and show that motherf*cker what he's missing.
- 99◆ That sad moment when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do.
- 99◆ Technically, I'm single but my heart is taken by someone I can't call my own.
- 99◆ A lot of men & women would rather stay single because they're tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
- 99◆ Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy writing your love story.
- 99◆ Not single, not taken, just waiting for something real.
- 99◆ I don't make mistakes...I date them.
- 99◆ Too many good girls single, too many hoes taken.
- 99◆ That feeling you get when you run into your Ex and you are looking your best.
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