Movies quotes

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◆ The whole of life is just like watching a film. Only it's as though you always get in ten minutes after the big picture has started, and no-one will tell you the plot, so you have to work it out all yourself from the clues.

- Terry Pratchett100

◆ Pick up a camera. Shoot something. No matter how small, no matter how cheesy, no matter whether your friends and your sister star in it. Put your name on it as director. Now you're a director. Everything after that you're just negotiating your budget and your fee.

- James Cameron100

◆ If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story.

- Orson Welles100

◆ I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?

- 100

◆ When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?

- 99

◆ I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.

- Clint Eastwood99

◆ That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by...

- 99

◆ Watching a funny movie after a scary one to try to reduce the risk of nightmares.

- 99

◆ The awkward moment when a film says, 'Based on a true story.' and it automatically becomes 100 times scarier.

- 99

◆ If you watch Jaws backwards; it's actually a film about a shark that throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.

- 99

◆ The sad moment when you return to your boring and ordinary life after watching an awesome movie.

- 99

◆ Who else sneaks in their own candy to the movie theater? 10$ for a bag of Skittles, no thanks.

- 99

◆ I hate driving behind log trucks, all I can think about is Final Destination...

- 99

◆ If the people in horror movies listened to me they would probably still be alive.

- 99

◆ That awkward moment when you finish a medium popcorn by the opening credits at the movie theater.

- 99