Money quotes

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◆ Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

- Oscar Wilde100

◆ When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

- Oscar Wilde100

◆ A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money.

- John Ruskin100

◆ Sometimes I wish people were like money so when I put them in the light I know which ones are real.

- 100

◆ Taking your own candy to the movies. $6.00 for a bag of skittles my ass.

- 99

◆ They say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

- 99

◆ Money doesn't buy happiness....But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari than on my bike.

- 99

◆ Oooooh this shirt looks good! *Checks price tag* 'Never mind...'

- 99

◆ A man can make money but, money can't make a man.

- LL Cool J99

◆ Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed!

- 99

◆ I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want YOUR money back.

- 99

◆ Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

- 99

◆ Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God, and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of; a blessing that money cannot buy.

- Izaak Walton99

◆ No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

- Louis Sabin99

◆ The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

- Johnny Carson99