Being fat quotes
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- Seth Rogen100◆ I'm not fat. My stomach is just in 3D.
- 99◆ Being fat = Lowers your chance of getting kidnapped.
- 99◆ Want the most simple cure for childhood obesity? Ice cream trucks that don't stop.
- 99◆ I'm not saying she's fat. I'm just saying if I had to name 5 of the fattest people I know.... She'd be three of them.
- 99◆ Damn, I forgot to go to the gym yesterday! That's 10 years in a row now...
- 99◆ My 6-pack is very important to me, that's why I cover it with a layer of fat.
- 99◆ I'm in shape. Unfortunately, its the wrong one.
- 99◆ What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
- 99◆ Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...
- 99◆ I'm not fat. I'm just so sexy that it overflows.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says 'I'm so fat.' and you stand there like umm...
- 99◆ Dear brain, please start being able to tell the difference between hungry and bored. Sincerely, I'm getting fat!
- 99◆ Being fat isn't so bad.. fat people are harder to kidnap!!
- 99◆ I just hate feeling like this. I hate myself, for being ugly, fat, horrible, a weirdo, a freak, a bitch.
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