Men sayings

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◆ The biggest coward is a man who awakens a womans love with no intention of loving her.
- Hussein Nishah99
◆ Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
- Daniel Ellis99
◆ Dear Monday, even my girlfriend's period is a better surprise than you.
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◆ Women like a man with confidence. Because without that, whats to destroy?
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◆ My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis...She asked what was I doing. Apparently, 'heating up your dinner' wasn't a sexy answer.
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◆ Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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◆ Girls chase bad guys hoping they can change them into good guys. But when it doesn't happen and they get hurt, they say all guys are the same. But what happened to the actual good guys? They are taken for granted and labeled with the bad guys.
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◆ Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup.
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◆ Endangered Species: beautiful AND intelligent women.
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◆ If a boy wants you, nothing can keep him away. If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
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◆ Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
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◆ If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
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◆ Men, if you are a virgin, there is nothing wrong with that. Don't let no one make you think you a loser because of that.
- Enhance Dreams99
◆ My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
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◆ Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
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