Being annoyed quotes

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◆ Why periods? Why can't mother nature just text me and be like 'Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month.'

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◆ Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

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◆ I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday.

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◆ Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off.

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◆ To the lady with 6 screaming kids, at the store. If your wondering how a box of condoms got in your basket, you're welcome.

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◆ Ever want to answer every question with a middle finger...

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◆ I didn't text you just to exercise my fingers, I was expecting a reply back...

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◆ I hate when my parents never let me go anywhere and then ask me why I'm always on the computer.

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◆ Nothing is more annoying than being in a bad mood for no apparent reason and being asked 'what's wrong?' over and over again.

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◆ It's stupid when your ex says to you 'I'm here if you ever need me.' Where the hell were you when we were together and I needed you?

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◆ I hate when I send a long text message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part.

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◆ Over 7 Billion people in this world and I'm still single? Ain't that about a b*tch.

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◆ I text you becuase I want to have a conversation with you, not to be pissed off and get my day ruined.

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◆ When someone says everything happens for a reason, I'd like to smack them and say, 'Yeah, I guess you're right.'

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◆ Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life.

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