Bed quotes

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◆ Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.

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◆ The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

- Ogden Nash99

◆ The bed has become a place of luxury to me! I would not exchange it for all the thrones in the world

- Napoleon Bonaparte99

◆ In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

- John Dobbin99

◆ I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

- O J Simpson99

◆ If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

- Anita Roddick99

◆ And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.

- Jennifer Lopez99

◆ Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.

- Jose Marti99

◆ A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.

- Marlene Dietrich99

◆ When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!

- Calvin Klein99

◆ The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.

- Edwin Edwards99

◆ I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

- Muhammad Ali99

◆ What the British must never believe about themselves is that they are good at games, strong in adversity, but lousy in bed. It is a myth invented by jealous foreigners.

- Gerald McKnight99

◆ Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

- Geoffrey Chaucer99

◆ A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

- Groucho Marx99