Bachelors quotes

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◆ Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.

- Nikhil Saluja100

◆ Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

- Jean Harris99

◆ A bachelor has to have inspiration for making love to a woman, a married man needs only an excuse

- Helen Rowland99

◆ A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once

- Phyllis Diller99

◆ By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

- Helen Rowland99

◆ I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

- Henny Youngman99

◆ I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.

- Sam Kinison99

◆ Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.

- H Jackson Brown Jr99

◆ A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

- Francis Bacon99

◆ Certainly the best works, and of greatest merit for the public, have proceeded from the unmarried, or childless men.

- Francis Bacon99

◆ Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.

- Scottish Proverb99

◆ Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.

- Henry Louis Mencken99

◆ Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

- Henry Louis Mencken99

◆ It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

- Jane Austen99