Automobiles quotes

◆ If automobiles had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside

- Robert Cringely100

◆ A business like an automobile, has to be driven, in order to get results

- B C Forbes99

◆ The city of Los Angeles has three times more automobiles than people.

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◆ Dear Girl, Please understand that most men marry women but have relationships with automobiles, gadgets and games.

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◆ There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

- P J O'Rourke99

◆ I drive a jeep. An old jeep, so nobody will say I'm driving a BMW anymore. I couldn't stand that BMW, ha ha ha! BMW make pure trouble!

- Bob Marley99

◆ I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

- Stephen Wright99

◆ The best, the most exquisite automobile is a walking stick; and one of the finest things in life is going on a journey with it

- Robert Coates Holliday99

◆ Success is like winning the sweepstakes or getting killed in an automobile crash. It always happens to somebody else.

- Allan Sherman99

◆ Our educational system is like an automobile which has strong rear lights, brightly illuminating the past. But looking forward things are barely discernible.

- Hermann Oberth99

◆ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

- Erma Bombeck99