Ageing quotes

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◆ When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the studying part.

- 100

◆ Dear metabolism, I'll miss you...

- 99

◆ Teenagers have time + energy, but no money. Middle age people have money + energy, but no time. Old people have time + money, but no energy.

- 99

◆ I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the internet.

- 99

◆ Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.

- Maya Angelou99

◆ Dont talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

- Joan Rivers99

◆ Don't talk to me about Valentines Day. At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!

- Joan Rivers99

◆ Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.

- Douglas MacArthur99

◆ Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

- Chili Davis99

◆ Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

- Mark Twain99

◆ The older you get the more you stop caring about things you thought you would never stop caring about.

- 99

◆ Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant a helmet? When the worst thing you could get from boys were cooties? Dads shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Your worst enemies were your siblings? Race issues were about who ran the fastest? War was only a card game? The only drug you knew was cough medicine? The only thing that hurt you were skinned knees? And goodbyes only meant for tomorrow? And we couldn't wait to grow up.

- 99

◆ The older you get, the more Saturday Morning Hangovers replace Saturday Morning Cartoons.

- 99

◆ You don't stop playing because you grow old; you grow old because you stop playing.

- 99

◆ Remember, it's mandatory to grow old, but it's optional to grow up.

- 99