50th birthday quotes

◆ You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards.

- 100

◆ I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.

- 99

◆ Looking fifty is greatif youre sixty.

- 99

◆ Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.

- 99

◆ I have everything now I had twenty years ago except now its all lower.

- 99

◆ Im aiming by the time Im fifty to stop being an adolescent.

- 99

◆ Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but its up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

- 99

◆ I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!

- 99

◆ After fifty everything that doesnt hurt doesnt work!

- 99

◆ 50?! I demand a recount!!

- 99

◆ Im not 50 Im 49.95 plus tax.

- 99