420 quotations

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◆ Keep calm and pass the weed on.

- Ashley Rosales99

◆ I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my whole paycheck... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I am a paraplegic... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the tow truck is pulling away... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now I'm jacking off... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk... and I know why.

- Afroman98

◆ Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?

- Bob Saget98

◆ Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.

- Melissa Etheridge98

◆ Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.

- Richard Neville98

◆ Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data.

- Greg Scott98

◆ Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are they should be changed.

- Jimmy Carter98

◆ It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.

- Louis Armstrong98

◆ Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?

- PJ O'Rourke98

◆ When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.

- Obama98