Zombies proverbs

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◆ Is there anything hotter than a cute guy who is also armed and dangerous? I think not.

- Stacey Jay98

◆ It ain't how hard you are when you're standing over top of someone that really matters. It's how hard you are when someone's standing over top of you that shows what you're made of.

- Cedric Nye98

◆ When you're dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.

- Adam Selzer98

◆ Indeed, one concern would be that the initial neoconservative response to a zombie outbreak would be to invade Iraq again out of force of habit.

- Daniel W. Drezner98

◆ There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.)

- Kelly Link98

◆ Cats like to cuddle more than any other living creature, including zombies, which are only half dead.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ What an excellent father you have, girls!' said she, when the door was shut. 'Such joys are scarce since the good Lord saw fit to close the gates of Hell and doom the dead to walk amongst us.

- Seth Grahame-Smith98

◆ He wasn't my type -- my type was more the skinny hipster boys in girl jeans and thick glasses, a.k.a. the first ones to go during the outbreak -- but the sight still had me staring.

- Domashita Romero98

◆ Of course, if I eat all of him, if I spare his brain, he'll rise up and follow me back to the airport, and that might make feel better. I'll introduce him to everyone, and maybe we'll stand around and groan for a while. It's hard to say what 'friends' are any more, but that might be close.

- Isaac Marion98

◆ Soft flesh is eaten by hard teeth.

- Isaac Marion98

◆ This was good, except that now I had two crazed, burning zombies standing between me and the exit, plus another one that wasn't on fire. I had not thought this plan through at all.

- Amanda Hocking98

◆ It's why I get miffed at all the dashing around in recent zombie films. It completely misses the point; transforms the threat to a straightforward physical danger from the zombies themselves, rather than our own inability to avoid them and these films are about us, not them. There's far more meat on the bones of the latter, far more juicy interpretation to get our teeth into. The first zombie is by comparison thin and one dimensional and ironically, it is down to all the exercise.

- Simon Pegg98

◆ There is nothing so patient, in this world or any other, as a virus searching for a host.

- Mira Grant98

◆ Alice is fictional. This isn't.

- Jess C. Scott98

◆ Jane woke, stretched, and decided to kill herself. If she hadn't found a reason to live by the end of the day she would jump from the rig. It felt good to have a plan.

- Adam Baker98