Twitter proverbs

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◆ I had a dream about you. You started following me on Twitter, and then you started following me around town. I wouldn't mind so much of you would start throwing your hashtags away, rather than tossing them into the street.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I love reading things on twitter its all well within my attention span of 140 characters.

- Stanley Victor Paskavich98

◆ Reason leavened with a little wit (if possible) is the real alternative to hate speech, meaning that there's no better time for it.

- Walter Kirn98

◆ The American people are fed up...with political posturing.' True, but also an example of political posturing.

- James Taranto98

◆ Because of racism, he can't govern effectively' is not a great argument for re-election.

- James Taranto98

◆ El Tuíter es un diálogo a solas y un monólogo en compa?ía. Se conoce a las personas bajo su rostro hecho de palabras.

- Francisco Hinojosa98

◆ Tip to all British tabloids: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone. I repeat: Do Not Hack Amy Winehouse's Phone.

- Jonah Goldberg98

◆ The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.

- Jeremy Scahill98

◆ A jacketless Murdoch resumes his quiz, brushing off the assault as 'an overexcited autograph-hunter wanting to have his shaving foam signed.

- Andy Zaltzman98

◆ Scary discovery of the day: Most people who RT @yokoono's tweets do so without irony.

- James Taranto98

◆ Nice mix of Tory MPs saying this issue shouldn't be used for petty political pointscoring, & Tory MPs trying to score petty political points.

- Andy Zaltzman98

◆ Some libs took offense at my David Broder quip earlier. In my own defense, I was taught in college it's OK to disrespect dead white males.

- James Taranto98

◆ Genghis Miliband roars up to the despatch box like a caged donkey.

- Andy Zaltzman98

◆ @bobbybaird i'm a writer, so are you. we try to compose our thoughts and words for effect as well as sense. vain of us? a bit.

- Walter Kirn98

◆ Becoming a lake has put a lot of things in perspective for me.

- Heather Christle98