Stupidity quotes

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◆ Smart phones, smart cars, smart televisions... when are they going to start making smart people?

- Tanya Bianco100

◆ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

- Albert Einstein100

◆ Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.

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◆ I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity.

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◆ A clever wife often sleeps with a stupid husband.

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◆ Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

- Hussein Nishah99

◆ The word swag is soo stupid. Swag is just a way for a man, to call another man sexy, and not feel gay about it.

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◆ You can't be old and wise, if you were never young and crazy.

- Chris Brown99

◆ Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...

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◆ I dream about a world where it is totally legal and socially acceptable to slap stupid people.

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◆ Haters really dont have their own lifes actually. Why? Because they are so focused to live in yours.

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◆ I'm not cranky. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.

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◆ I was wondering why cars got bigger as they got closer, then it hit me...

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◆ Sorry, honey. Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours...

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◆ Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

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