Strange proverbs

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◆ Those who are not shocked when they first come across quantum theory cannot possibly have understood it.

- Niels Bohr98

◆ I've often thought of becoming a professional hat designer. I'd make hats with many feathers, hats that wake you up in the morning, hats that lay eggs, and, most importantly, hats that can be eaten for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ My love may be invisible, but that doesn't mean you can't taste it. (It tastes like a sonic boom, only not as bitter).?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I'd probably make love like a leprechaun. But it's cool, because with that pot of gold, I'd have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ You say freak, I say unique.

- Christian Baloga98

◆ I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ His name is Randy Randy. Or maybe it's Randy Randy. I always get his first and last names mixed up.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I'm older than myself. At least I will be, once my clone gets here.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I'm 30-years-old, and I still can't get out from under my father's shadow. He's really tall, so maybe I'll just ask him to move over a few feet. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ If you're going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I talked to him on Christmas, and again on March 5th. Neither one of us hung up the phone that whole time. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ I'd rather have nobody to say anything to, than have nothing to say to anybody. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ My armpits are not only rank, but they're ranked number one in customer satisfaction. Try them for free or your money back. ?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars.?

- Jarod Kintz98