Celebrity sayings

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◆ What's the difference between Justin Bieber and an abortion? I'd pay to see an abortion.

- Amit Verma99

◆ SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.

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◆ Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.

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◆ Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.

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◆ I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger99

◆ Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.

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◆ Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whore?

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◆ Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!

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◆ They played a Chris Brown marathon on the radio station today. It was hit after hit.

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◆ If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'

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◆ Chris brown got new headphones apparently? Beats by Drake.

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◆ I wish I had Kim Kardashians talent of not having any talent and making money out of it.

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◆ Life doesn't consist in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.. You just gotta live and learn..

- Carson Kolhoff99

◆ It sucks when your personal life becomes public...So I'm finding ways to make my personal and private life more of my life, which is one of the reasons why I deleted my Twitter. We've decided that any type of relationship that we have, we will always just keep it very D.L. First and foremost, we are best friends, so that's what I tell people all the time.

- Miley Cyrus99

◆ Any actress who appears in public without being well-groomed is digging her own grave.

- Joan Crawford99