Spring quotes

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◆ I wish the weather was as predictably uneventful as my sex life.

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◆ You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming.

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◆ Let's spend the weekend pulling out the winter clothes we put into storage last weekend.

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◆ Please let the warm spring weather dictate how much clothing you'll be wearing to my birthday party.

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◆ May the pleasant spring weather revitalize your cigarette breaks.

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◆ Let's kick off spring by sitting in a dark theater watching teenagers murder each other.

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◆ Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.

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◆ Wearing your running shoes everywhere this spring may increase your odds of actually running.

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◆ My spring cleaning involves deleting pornography links that are no longer deranged enough to titillate me.

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◆ Spring is the most beautiful time of the year to be stuck in meetings with fluorescent lighting.

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◆ Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends.

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◆ Lets enjoy the first days of spring watching college basketball in a windowless bar.

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◆ May your devastating winter blues finally give way to your debilitating spring allergies.

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◆ Sorry my seasonal effective disorder lasts all year round.

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◆ Let's make the most of spring by eating lunch directly outside our office building.

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