Sleeping proverbs

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◆ I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

- Janet Evanovich99

◆ Did you think the lion was sleeping because he didn't roar?

- Friedrich Schiller99

◆ I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway.

- Michael Summers99

◆ I had a dream about you last night... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.

- Amy Summers99

◆ I had a dream about you last night.. you were holding a pine cone and introducing him as Gerald.

- Nicole McKay99

◆ The moon looked like melted mozzarella to my bleary and blurry vision. Was I tired, intoxicated, or in love? Or was I sober, asleep, and alone??

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn't have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage to the moon. Would you care for some licorice?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I had a dream about you. I was sitting on your couch, relating my succession of ideas on subconscious influence. I asked you what they meant, and you told me that free associations were a bad way to advance my political career.

- Bauvard99

◆ The ‘Muse' is not an artistic mystery, but a mathematical equation. The gift are those ideas you think of as you drift to sleep. The giver is that one you think of when you first awake.

- Roman Payne99

◆ What I'm mostly good at is sleeping, he once told me in confidence, but he added, I don't see much future in it.

- Brian Andreas99

◆ I had a dream about you last night. I could fly. I was going to use this power to impress you, but you were too heavy to carry, so I won you over with my personality instead

- Michael Summers99

◆ I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn.

- Amy Summers99

◆ I had a dream about you last night... you kept meowing at people and licking yourself it was not unlike you normally.

- Nicole McKay99