Simile proverbs

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◆ Telling someone about what a symbol means is like telling someone how music should make them feel.

- Dan Brown98

◆ Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.

- Jodi Picoult98

◆ The wind blowing through my ripped clothes was so cold that I felt like a Percysicle.

- Rick Riordan98

◆ Grinning like a necrophiliac in a morgue.

- Terry Pratchett98

◆ Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.

- Carl Sandburg98

◆ The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

- George R.R. Martin98

◆ Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

- Mae West98

◆ A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view.

- Sophia Loren98

◆ He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination.

- Andrew Lang98

◆ Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

- Fulton J. Sheen98

◆ Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

- John Callahan98

◆ Looking for an entirely reliable informant is like looking for a chaste mistress.

- Cassandra Clare98

◆ Ignorance is a lot like alcohol: the more you have of it, the less you are able to see its effect on you.

- Jay M. Bylsma98

◆ Insanity hovered close at hand, like an eager waiter at an expensive restaurant.

- Arundhati Roy98

◆ It sounded like a piece of blackboard being dragged over the nails of a wall of severed fingers.

- Neil Gaiman98