Sex proverbs

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◆ Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

- Tom Robbins99

◆ Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

- George Carlin99

◆ Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

- Mae West99

◆ We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

- Marilyn Monroe99

◆ The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

- Woody Allen99

◆ The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

- George Carlin99

◆ If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.

- Frank Zappa99

◆ Love is blind, they say; sex is impervious to reason and mocks the power of all philosophers. But, in fact, a person's sexual choice is the result and sum of their fundamental convictions. Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life. Show me the person they sleep with and I will tell you their valuation of themselves. No matter what corruption they're taught about the virtue of selflessness, sex is the most profoundly selfish of all acts, an act which they cannot perform for any motive but their own enjoyment - just try to think of performing it in a spirit of selfless charity! - an act which is not possible in self-abasement, only in self-exultation, only on the confidence of being desired and being worthy of desire. It is an act that forces them to stand naked in spirit, as well as in body, and accept their real ego as their standard of value. They will always be attracted to the person who reflects their deepest vision of themselves, the person whose surrender permits them to experience - or to fake - a sense of self-esteem .. Love is our response to our highest values - and can be nothing else.

- Ayn Rand99

◆ Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

- Hunter S. Thompson99

◆ In a perfect world, you could fuck people without giving them a piece of your heart. And every glittering kiss and every touch of flesh is another shard of heart you'll never see again.

- Neil Gaiman99

◆ sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love

- Gabriel Garcí-a Márquez99

◆ No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.

- Betty Friedan99

◆ Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

- Woody Allen99

◆ Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.

- Charles Bukowski99