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- Neil Gaiman100◆ Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough! We have to go back tomorrow!
- 100◆ F.I.N.A.L.S. - F*ck I Never Actually Learned Sh*t.
- 99◆ School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners.
- 99◆ Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'
- 99◆ That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.
- 99◆ Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
- 99◆ During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
- 99◆ That awkward moment when you come home from school, look in the mirror and are like, 'Did I really look like that the WHOLE day?'
- 99◆ School is pointless! English: We speak it. History: They're dead, get over it. Math: 1+1 = 2 Beyonce taught us that. Spanish: We have Dora...
- 99◆ That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.
- 99◆ Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....
- 99◆ That awkward moment when your teacher says 'Find a partner,' and you have no friends in that class so you're like...
- 99◆ I think my iPhone is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at school...
- 99◆ Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others are talking.
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