Sales quotes

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◆ Selling something only to steal it back to sell again is not only dishonest, but highly profitable.

- Jarod Kintz100

◆ I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.

- Charlie Sheen100

◆ For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.

- Zig Ziglar99

◆ Sales are contingent upon the attitude of the salesman - not the attitude of the prospect.

- W Clement Stone99

◆ Always be closing...That doesnt mean youre always closing the deal, but it does mean that you need to be always closing on the next step in the process.

- Shane Gibson99

◆ I never tell one client that I cannot attend his sales convention because I have a previous engagement with another client; successful polygamy depends upon pretending to each spouse that she is the only pebble on your beach.

- David Ogilvy99

◆ In sales, a referral is the key to the door of resistance.

- Bo Bennett99

◆ For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

- 99

◆ Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.

- 99

◆ Just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money!

- 99

◆ Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.

- 99

◆ I get super paranoid whenever I walk into a store with something that they sell there...

- 99

◆ Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.

- Mitchell Sakundiak99

◆ If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, dont knock it.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ The awkward moment when you think a customer is a salesperson.

- 99