Dating sayings

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◆ Ladies are getting their hearts broken because they're dating with boys, not men

- 99

◆ Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram.

- Ambri Bright99

◆ I can't be in a relationship with a woman who doesn't have a relationship with God.

- Mario Tomasello99

◆ Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

- Arjun Loveable99

◆ I've already met...Mr. Player, Mr. Stupid, Mr. Idiot, Mr.Psycho, Mr.Cheap, Mr.Lazy, Mr.User, Mr. Know It All, Mr.Control Freak, and Mr. Stalker. Where the hell is Mr. Right?

- 99

◆ Look for a lady who has her mind set and plans made. There is nothing sexier than a woman with ambition.

- Raghib Clitso99

◆ Nice guys finish last because they make sure they put their woman first which would be fine if women didn't always take advantage of it and mistake being a gentleman for weakness.

- 99

◆ A good girl should be able to make a guy smile without taking her shirt off.

- 99

◆ If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive...take her to the gas station.

- Seth Rogen99

◆ The more you get to know a person, the more attractive they become to you. Because everything beautiful you see on the inside of them, suddenly you see on the outside of them, too.

- Drake99

◆ Yes dad, Every guy I know is my boyfriend...

- 99

◆ You can give me a chance and treat me right or you can watch someone else do it for you.

- 99

◆ I told my daughter that she can't have boyfriend till her age is off the clock. *puts military clock on wall*

- 99

◆ Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.

- 99

◆ That awkward moment, when people ask: Are you a couple? And you look at each other and wait who's going to answer first.

- 99