Paradox quotations

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◆ In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. (Mr. Dumby, Act III)

- Oscar Wilde99

◆ He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

- Douglas Adams99

◆ Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

- Douglas Adams99

◆ You are never too old to become younger!

- Mae West99

◆ once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit

- Vince Lombardi99

◆ Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there were none.

- Albert Einstein99

◆ I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.

- Isaac Marion99

◆ When so many are lonely as seem to be lonely, it would be inexcusably selfish to be lonely alone.

- Tennessee Williams99

◆ Fighting for peace, is like f***ing for chastity

- Stephen King99

◆ The curious paradox is that when I accept myself just as I am, then I can change.

- Carl R. Rogers99

◆ Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't three lefts make a right? Two wrongs don't make a right, but don't two negatives make a positive?

- Andrew Clements99

◆ A lot of people never use their initiative because no-one told them to.

- Banksy99

◆ We, the unwilling, led by the unknowing, are doing the impossible for the ungrateful. We have done so much, for so long, with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

- Konstantin Jire?ek99

◆ He who fears he shall suffer, already suffers what he fears.

- Michel de Montaigne99

◆ Glory: I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.

- Douglas Petrie99