Car proverbs

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◆ I think we have to act like stars because it is expected of us. So we drive our big cars and live in our smart houses.

- Maurice Gibb98

◆ I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them.

- Lara Flynn Boyle98

◆ I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.

- Steven Wright98

◆ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

- Erma Bombeck98

◆ The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but finding myself able to have as many freshly typed drafts as possible.

- Gore Vidal98

◆ In the history of the world, no one has ever washed a rented car.

- Lawrence Summers98

◆ I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

- Steven Wright98

◆ Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

- Dave Barry98

◆ Here comes 40. I'm feeling my age and I've ordered the Ferrari. I'm going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.

- Keanu Reeves98

◆ The car has become the carapace, the protective and aggressive shell, of urban and suburban man.

- Marshall McLuhan98

◆ We approach people the same way we approach our cars. We take the poor kid to a doctor and ask, What's wrong with him, how much will it cost, and when can I pick him up?

- James Hillman98

◆ I don't run a car, have never run a car. I could say that this is because I have this extremely tender environmentalist conscience, but the fact is I hate driving.

- David Attenborough98

◆ Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.

- Eric Schmidt98

◆ Consider what kind of car you get. Buy cars and other products that have the least impact environmentally.

- Al Gore98

◆ No illusion is more crucial than the illusion that great success and huge money buy you immunity from the common ills of mankind, such as cars that won't start.

- Larry McMurtry98