Men and women proverbs

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◆ Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?

- Barbra Streisand99

◆ Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

- Woody Allen99

◆ He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly.

- George Carlin99

◆ A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

- Robert Frost99

◆ Wherever you find a great man, you will find a great mother or a great wife standing behind him -- or so they used to say. It would be interesting to know how many great women have had great fathers and husbands behind them.

- Dorothy L. Sayers99

◆ I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

- Stanley Baldwin99

◆ Let me give you a tip on a clue to men's characters: the man who damns money has obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it has earned it.

- Ayn Rand99

◆ The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to preserve you in some innocent state with their false protection, or are ‘brutally honest.' When someone tells, lets you think for yourself, experience your own emotions, he is treating you as a true equal, a friend…And the best men cook for you.

- Whitney Otto99

◆ Women need to feel loved and men need to feel needed.

- Rita Mae Brown99

◆ She's a woman, you're a dude. You're not supposed to understand her. That's not what she's after.... She doesn't want you to understand her. She knows that's impossible. She just wants you to understand yourself. Everything else is negotiable.

- Neal Stephenson99

◆ Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

- David O. McKay99

◆ There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

- Will Rogers99

◆ There will never be a good time, financially, to get married, unless you're Shaq or Ray Romano. But somehow people manage. If your man is using money as an excuse not to marry you, it's your relationship that's insecure, not his bank account.

- Greg Behrendt99

◆ The difference between a house and a home is like the difference between a man and a woman-- it might be embarrassing to explain, but it would be very unusual to get them confused.

- Lemony Snicket99

◆ The real thing that keeps men and women apart, is fear. Women blame men and men blame women, but the culprit is fear, women are afraid of one thing, men are afraid of a different thing; the fears of women have to do with losing while the fears of men have to do with not being good enough for something. One is loss, the other is insecurity. Men are innately more insecure than women and women are innately more needful of companionship than men. It's good for both men and women to be able to recognize and identify these fears not only within themselves, but within each other, and then men and women will see that they really do need to help each other. It's not a game, it's not a competition, the two sexes need one another.

- C. JoyBell C.99