Men and women quotes

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◆ A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack for the beach or the mountains?" The husband replies, "I don't care. Just get out!"
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◆ A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
- Oscar Wilde100
◆ When guys lie, they say they love you. When girls lie, they say they don't.
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◆ Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
- Oscar Wilde99
◆ It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
- Chuck Palahniuk99
◆ Sometimes I've been to a party where no one spoke to me for a whole evening. The men, frightened by their wives or sweeties...the ladies would gang up in a corner and discuss my dangerous character.
- Marilyn Monroe99
◆ When he's late for dinner, I know he's either having an affair or is lying dead in the street. I always hope it's the street.
- Jessica Tandy99
◆ I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time.
- Tara Reid99
◆ When a husband brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
- Molly McGee99
◆ An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christie99
◆ Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last
- Remy De Gourmont99
◆ Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious.
- Oscar Wilde99
◆ Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember
- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings99
◆ A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't
- Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings99
◆ Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
- Albert Einstein99

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