Birthday quotations

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◆ All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

- George Harrison99

◆ You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

- Bob Hope99

◆ There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.

- Lewis Carroll99

◆ It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.

- Ellen Glasgow99

◆ I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.

- Mitch Hedberg99

◆ You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

- Jerry Seinfeld99

◆ I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

- Steven Wright99

◆ I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

- Eleanor Roosevelt99

◆ For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I'd just inherited my dad's turntable - gave me a carton of albums like 'Blue Kentucky Girl,' by Emmylou Harris, and 'Off the Wall,' by Michael Jackson. It's all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can't have a music collection without Prince's 'Purple Rain' - it just can't be done!

- Connie Britton99

◆ A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

- Lucius Annaeus Seneca99

◆ The only thing better than singing is more singing.

- Ella Fitzgerald99

◆ When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody for whoever's birthday it was. When I'd show it them, they'd die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling.

- David Henrie99

◆ A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

- Zahid Abas99

◆ May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.

- 99

◆ You are rare like a diamond, beautiful like a goddess and pure like an angel. I can't tell you how blessed I am to have a mother like you. Happy Birthday to you, dear Mom.

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