Kids proverbs

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◆ The only love that I really believe in is a mother's love for her children.

- Karl Lagerfeld99

◆ The way I wrestle five-year-olds makes me think if I were ever attacked by a pack of midgets, I'd be OK.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.

- George Carlin99

◆ You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult the day they turn eighteen. Some people grow up sooner, many grow up later. Some never really do. But just remember that some people in this world are older versions of those same kids we cry for.

- Ashly Lorenzana99

◆ When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

- Rodney Dangerfield99

◆ Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.

- Scott Dikkers99

◆ I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

- Eoin Colfer99

◆ no, no, it's not all random, if it really was all random, the universe would abandon us completely. and the universe doesn't. it takes care of its most fragile creations in ways we can't see. like with parents who adore you blindly. and a big sister who feels guilty for being human over you. and a little gravelly-voiced kid whose friends have left him over you. and even a pink-haired girl who carries your picture in her wallet. maybe it is a lottery, but the universe makes it all even out in the end. the universe takes care of all its birds.

- R.J. Palacio99

◆ Kids. You gotta love them. I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon--perfect.

- Jim Butcher99

◆ Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.

- Ilona Andrews99

◆ Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

- Bill Watterson99

◆ No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education.

- Plato99

◆ We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

- H.L. Mencken99

◆ We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open.

- Harry Edwards99

◆ Time does not really exist for mothers, with regard to their children. It does not matter greatly how old the child is-in the blink of an eye, a mother can see the child again as they were when they were born, when they learned how to walk, as they were at any age-at any time, even when the child is fully grown or a parent themselves.

- Diana Gabaldon99