Kids quotes

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◆ I have a passion for teaching kids to become readers, to become comfortable with a book, not daunted. Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful; and learning to be a reader gives a terrific advantage.

- Roald Dahl100

◆ When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

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◆ Homework: Because 7 hours of school wasn't enough...

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◆ I follow my friends around their house because I don't want to be left alone and have awkward moments with their parents.

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◆ That awkward moment when your dad thinks that every boy you talk to is your boyfriend.

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◆ School is a jail. Classes are the cells, teachers are the security guards and we are the prisoners.

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◆ Did you know if you yell 'Bloody Mary' 3 times in the mirror at 3am your mom will show up and tell you to shut up and go to bed?

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◆ The only love that I really believe in is a mothers love for her children.

- Karl Lagerfeld99

◆ Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

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◆ The awkward moment when you're smiling at your phone and your parents ask who you're talking to.

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◆ That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

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◆ That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know you're screwed.

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◆ That awkward moment when you're at a sleepover and you're the first one to wake up and have nothing to do...

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◆ That awkward moment when your friend is getting yelled at by their parents and you just sit there awkwardly petting their dog or talking to their fish.

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◆ My parents told me 'You watch too much TV and should try reading more!' So I turned on the subtitles.

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