Iq test sayings
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- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it's only a possibility, but you probably won't like it, because as soon as your parents gain another child, you'll quickly find out that you were only their favorite child because you were their only child. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to unite two long-lost brothers. They've been apart for six inches, and that's entirely too long, and I think it'd be good to bring them back together.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn't always better. Don't you want to make love better??
- Jarod Kintz99◆ Bricks could be used to promote social progress. If we could amass enough bricks to build a prison big enough to cage every citizen, then everybody would be equal. And I think our current political leadership is savvy enough to see this, and is taking steps to implement this as soon as possible. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if they are so stupid that they haven't figured out how to tie their own shoes by now, torture really is the only path left.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hopefully after you use it to crack your own skull, and not too long after your death, the public will realize your genius and celebrate the greatness that was you. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A blanket could be used to help frowners smile. I'm only halfway through the process myself, which is why I'm smirking.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But dammit you're going to have to hurry, before I bleed out all over the carpet. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician strapped to the bed would probably say torture device. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to prop up a wobbly table—or an unstable relationship. I wish I'd have thought of that before I got divorced.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to help you get used to the fact that you've been used. I've been used to, so I know what you're going through. You're going through a dark tunnel, and just when you think it can't get any darker, trust me, you'll see a light. That's an oncoming train, so I'd see how fast you can reverse course. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A brick could be used to help defeat all incumbent politicians whose last name starts with Brj and anything after that alphabetically. Since people tend to vote for the first one on the ballot, Brick would not only benefit from the stupidity of the citizenry, but the people would benefit by electing the smarter of the two candidates. ?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.?
- Jarod Kintz99◆ A blanket could be used to deliver the darkness on a platter of light. But I'd eat my unborn children straight out of your uterus with a straw before I'd ever be a delivery guy again. Burned pizzas burned me out on that.?
- Jarod Kintz99
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