Internet proverbs

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◆ Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.

- Douglas Adams99

◆ Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

- John Green99

◆ A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.

- Rick Riordan99

◆ I am charging you with the protection of my mother and friends, not to mention keeping my younger self off the Internet. He is as dangerous as Opal.

- Eoin Colfer99

◆ To live is to war with trolls.

- Henrik Ibsen99

◆ Any idiot can put up a website.

- Patricia Briggs99

◆ If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.

- Dorothy Gambrell99

◆ Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit.

- Philip K. Dick99

◆ You could write a book about things that you can't find on-line.

- Maggie Stiefvater99

◆ Cyberspace. A consensual hallucination experienced daily by billions of legitimate operators, in every nation, by children being taught mathematical concepts... A graphic representation of data abstracted from banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding...

- William Gibson99

◆ Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?

- Bill Maher99

◆ We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

- Robert Wilensky99

◆ Aunt Prue was holding one of the squirrels in her hand, while it sucked ferociously on the end of the dropper. 'And once a day, we have ta clean their little private parts with a Q-tip, so they'll learn ta clean themselves.' That was a visual I didn't need. 'How could you possibly know that?' 'We looked it up on the E-nternet.' Aunt Mercy smiled proudly. I couldn't imagine how my aunts knew anything about the Internet. The Sisters didn't even own a toaster oven. 'How did you get on the Internet?' 'Thelma took us ta the library and Miss Marian helped us. They have computers over there. Did you know that?

- Kami Garcia99

◆ The Internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had.

- Eric Schmidt99

◆ It is the greatest truth of our age: Information is not knowledge.

- Caleb Carr99