Internet quotes

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◆ I still love books. Nothing a computer can do can compare to a book. You can't really put a book on the Internet. Three companies have offered to put books by me on the Net, and I said, 'If you can make something that has a nice jacket, nice paper with that nice smell, then we'll talk.' All the computer can give you is a manuscript. People don't want to read manuscripts. They want to read books. Books smell good. They look good. You can press it to your bosom. You can carry it in your pocket.

- Ray Bradbury100

◆ Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

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◆ I have way more eye contact with my computer screen than I do with any humans.

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◆ Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.

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◆ Almost considered doing something with my life, but then I sat down and logged into Twitter.

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◆ Don't ever forget the 'L' if you ever Google, 'Grandfather Clock.'

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◆ I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

- Carlos Banks99

◆ That moment of disappointment when you can't find the answer to your homework on Google.

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◆ I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google.

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◆ Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart.

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◆ You're like a Password. Hard to figure out, but I always want to keep trying.

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◆ 'Love thy neighbor.' aka don't put a password on your damn WiFi.

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◆ Money can't buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

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◆ Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....

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◆ My little sisters password for the Disney website is 'MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto' I asked her why...she said 'They told me to use 4 characters.'

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