Fool proverbs

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◆ The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them.

- Criss Jami99

◆ True rebels hate their own rebellion. They know by experience that it is not a cool and glamorous lifestyle; it takes a courageous fool to say things that have not been said and to do things that have not been done.

- Criss Jami99

◆ Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But only a wise man thinks to conserve water and use that bucket to wash his car.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.

- Bruce Lee99

◆ Love needs room to grow. Like a rose. Or a tumor.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ Any darn fool can make something complex; it takes a genius to make something simple.

- Pete Seeger99

◆ A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

- Thomas Fuller99

◆ I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool.

- Kurt Vonnegut99

◆ In order to share one's true brilliance one initially has to risk looking like a fool: genius is like a wheel that spins so fast, it at first glance appears to be sitting still.

- Criss Jami99

◆ Sarcasm will make your tits fall off.

- Christopher Moore99

◆ If I were a magician, I'd hand out broken compasses. It's all about misdirection.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

- Vera Nazarian99

◆ The first thing every mage should learn is that magic makes fools of us. Now you may call yourself a mage. You have learned the most important lesson.

- Tamora Pierce99

◆ If we could celebrate our birthday on any day of the year, would you choose the one you were born on? I'd be a fool and a liar if I told you I didn't want to celebrate my birthday on April 1st. And you know I'm no liar.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead.

- Drew Karpyshyn99