Employment proverbs

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◆ I care about a lot of issues. I care about libraries, I care about healthcare, I care about homelessness and unemployment. I care about net neutrality and the steady erosion of our liberties both online and off. I care about the rich/poor divide and the rise of corporate business.

- Sara Sheridan98

◆ I hate when a manager falls in love with an employee. Well, if she won't date me, I just won't put her on the schedule. If she won't give me the time of day, I won't give her any hours.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ For their holidays: the rich's kids travel the world; the poor's kids roam around their grandparents' yard.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana98

◆ Poor people do not go on holiday; they go home.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana98

◆ In my new job, I have big shoes to fill. My predecessor was a midget.?

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ Yes! I just nailed an interview. I'm going to be a professional hammerer.??

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ When we saw a destitute-looking man trying to sell worn flip-flops, I vowed never to complain about a job again. When I considered the steady paycheck and quality of life it provided, my past gripes - primarily boring meetings, back-biting office politics and pantyhose - were just whining.

- Kristine K. Stevens98

◆ One can earn a thousand credentials but remain unemployed.

- Joseph Ohler Jr.98

◆ Just as a CEO could care less about pay equity, the university administrator is unconcerned with how many of her program graduates secure employment of any particular quality.

- Joseph Ohler Jr.98

◆ I wore a long white dress shirt and no pants, so it looked like a white dress. I felt like a bride in love. Well, at least until my boss fired me.

- Jarod Kintz98

◆ And so it had been going on week after week. Month after month. That was what was so discouraging, that it went on so endlessly. Hadn't he once believed that it was all over? The worst thing was that it went on. And on, and on, with no end in sight.

- Hans Fallada98

◆ Civilization is the commercialization of survival.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana98

◆ The Synonyms of Job is Compulsion!!

- M. Azeem Pasha98

◆ The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana98

◆ You can see the people who thought they could come to London, bend over and pick gold off the streets. They're all lying on benches in Trafalgar Square with hernias and cans of Special Brew.

- Garry Crystal98