Employment quotes

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◆ Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I'm also trying to get employment for the rest of my face.

- Jarod Kintz100

◆ Funny thing, employment. If you keep doing it, you keep getting paid.

- N.K. Jemisin99

◆ It's no accident that in a bureaucracy getting fired is called 'termination,' as in ontological erasure.

- David Foster Wallace99

◆ Der feste Beruf auf Lebenszeit [...] ist ein Produkt der Industrialisierung.

- Sascha Lobo99

◆ Work is tough for everyone but for Kyle Shannon, it's just murder.

- Linda Mickey99

◆ What good does it do a black youth to know that an employer must pay him $2 an hour if the fact that he must be paid that amount is what keeps him from getting a job?

- Paul A. Samuelson99

◆ Employment was invented to make education seem useful.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana99

◆ Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana99

◆ Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana99

◆ Working hard is a fool's anthem, getting others to work for you is the motto for every successful man.

- Michael Bassey Johnson99

◆ Women, they're great for keeping the bed warm and the coffee hot. They're also good at other things, like my job, which is why I'll soon be fired—which is a bit too hot for me.?

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ The actual growth in a person's life is the rise in his wisdom and not the raise in his pay or income.

- Anuj Somany99

◆ Resources are hired to give results, not reasons.

- Amit Kalantri99

◆ To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana99

◆ For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.

- Mokokoma Mokhonoana99