Doctor proverbs

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◆ You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world!

- The Doctor98

◆ Medicine no doubt, has helped us a lot to cure so many diseases, but death still remains an incurable one!

- Mehek Bassi98

◆ JD: Anyway, I tried to convince myself the reason that I didn't come earlier was because of you coming into work drunk. But that's not it. I was scared. I guess after all this time I still thought of you as a superhero that will help me out of any situation I'm in. I needed that. But that's my problem. I'll deal with that. I guess I came over here to tell you how proud of you I am. Not because you did the best for those patients. But because after 20 years of being a doctor, you still take it this hard.

- Bill Lawrence98

◆ My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors.

- Shira Tamir98

◆ Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.

- Sol Luckman98

◆ Of the many 'firsts' with which I have been involved at the Texas Heart Institute —including the first successful human heart transplant in the United States and the first total artificial heart transplant in the world—the achievement that may have the greatest impact on health care did not occur in the operating room or in the research laboratory. It happened on a piece of paper... when we created the first-ever packaged pricing plan for cardiovascular surgical procedures.

- Denton Cooley98

◆ The doctor's wife ate two apples a day, just to be safe. But her husband kept coming home.

- Joseph Gordon-Levitt98

◆ My experience showed me that the death of the body and the brain are not the end of consciousness, that human experience continues beyond the grave. More important, it continues under the gaze of a God who loves and cares about each one of us and about where the Universe itself and all the beings withing it are ultimately goind.

- Eben Alexander98

◆ If doctors are paid the same salary as bus drivers, community would not be crazy about making their children doctors

- Nouman Ali Khan98

◆ People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.

- Dr. Joseph Adam Pearson.98

◆ I have noticed that doctors who fail in the practice of medicine have a tendency to seek one another's company and aid in consultation.

- Ernest Hemingway98

◆ As I read the Qur'an and prayed the Islamic prayers, a door to my heart was unsealed and I was immersed in an overwhelming tenderness.

- Jeffrey Lang98

◆ Regret,Joss. Regret does awful things to a person.

- Samantha Young98

◆ Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other. Though it is irregular, it is less boring this way, and besides, neither of them loses anything through my infidelity.

- Anton Chekhov98

◆ I couldn't be a doctor. I have no patience for patients, like I do silly puns. But I could be a barista, because I love coffee like I love sex—and that's why I pay for it.

- Jarod Kintz98