College quotes

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◆ Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

- Kurt Vonnegut100

◆ Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.

- South Park100

◆ There is a good reason they call these ceremonies 'commencement exercises'. Graduation is not the end, it's the beginning.

- Orrin Hatch99

◆ Looking at your textbooks and thinking, 'What a waste of a tree.'

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◆ Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last minute.

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◆ Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

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◆ Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.

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◆ Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you'll make a difference.

- Arie Pencovici99

◆ There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.

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◆ In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.

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◆ Graduation Speech: I'd like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste....

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◆ 'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...'

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◆ Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question.

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◆ If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

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◆ A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came.

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