Coffee quotations

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◆ I'll tug at your breasts like a thirsty child. Try not to burn your nipples in my hot coffee. While you're at it, I also like sugar in my coffee.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

- Jean Kerr99

◆ It doesn't matter where you're from - or how you feel... There's always peace in a strong cup of coffee.

- Gabriel Bá99

◆ I'm a romantic. I like cold coffee and orgasms that arrive fifteen minutes after I've put on my clothes and paid the lady.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.

- David Lynch99

◆ This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

- Daniel Handler99

◆ I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.

- Abigail Reynolds99

◆ Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

- Terry Pratchett99

◆ My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ I told the waitress I wanted some coffee. She asked if I wanted leaded of unleaded, so I had to leave the restaurant, because I quit drinking gasoline years ago.

- Jarod Kintz99

◆ There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women...

- Orson Welles99

◆ The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

- James Mackintosh99

◆ Just coffee. Black-like my soul.

- Cassandra Clare99

◆ Sometimes we struggle through a tasteless coffee till the last sip, then we find sugar lying at the bottom, that's life, sweetened but not stirred well.

- 99