Witty mothers day quotes

◆ I love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.
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◆ Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
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◆ For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
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◆ Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
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◆ For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
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◆ Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
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◆ Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
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◆ My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
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◆ Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.
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◆ I love you slightly more than I love dad.
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◆ You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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