Witty mothers day quotes
- 100◆ Mom, thanks for bringing me into a world where love can be expressed electronically.
- 99◆ For enduring the bloodcurdling torture of my adolescent years I promise to always keep your electronics functional.
- 99◆ Mom, thanks for not being famous enough to adopt a black baby instead of having me.
- 99◆ For all the love you've given me, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.
- 99◆ Happy Mother's Day to a mom who shouldn't assume my graduation means the end of my financial dependency.
- 99◆ Thanks for not putting me up for adoption unless you're not really my mom...
- 99◆ My Mother's Day gift to you is not deleting the embarrassing comments you make on my Facebook Wall.
- 99◆ Let's set aside time this Mother's Day to mock the disintegrating sex lives of our friends with children.
- 99◆ I love you slightly more than I love dad.
- 99◆ You've always been a great mom because of your patience, sense of humor, and fondness for daytime drinking.
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