Weird love quotes

◆ Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.

- Jack Handey100

◆ You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.

- Jewish Proverb99

◆ Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.

- 99

◆ Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench, when theres plenty of room on both sides.

- 99

◆ I'll skin you from ear to ear just to see you smile.

- 99

◆ Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.

- 99

◆ It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

- 99

◆ Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

- 99

◆ I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

- Woody Allen99

◆ You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.

- 99

◆ Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.

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