Weird love quotes

◆ Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
- Jack Handey100
◆ You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.
- Jewish Proverb99
◆ Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
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◆ Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench, when theres plenty of room on both sides.
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◆ I'll skin you from ear to ear just to see you smile.
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◆ Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate.
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◆ It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
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◆ Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.
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◆ I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
- Woody Allen99
◆ You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
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◆ Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
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