Weed proverbs

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◆ Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20.

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◆ I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment.

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◆ Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain away.

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◆ Call me Spider-man because I'm in love with Mary Jane.

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◆ The only thing wrong with weed is getting caught with it.

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◆ Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized.

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◆ Smoking weed is legal in 6 states. Having sex with a horse is legal in 23. Good going America.

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◆ Whoever said money doesn't grow from trees obviously has never sold weed!

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◆ Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day!

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◆ I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins

- Half Baked98

◆ Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that.

- Andy Warhol98

◆ Aye cream cheese and a bagel. Have a glass of milk and an ego. I'm rockin pjs and no shirt. I smoke weed eat yogurt.

- Mac Miller98

◆ Good weed and cold drinks, thats the motherfucking recipe.

- Wiz Khalifa98

◆ Life is boring without weed.

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◆ If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony98