Weed sayings

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◆ Act like barbie, smoke like marley.

- Julia Klassen99

◆ I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades.

- 99

◆ As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies!

- 99

◆ I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you ain't got sh*t to do. -Smokey

- Friday99

◆ Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey

- Friday99

◆ I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty

- Scary Movie99

◆ To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake.

- Bill Hicks99

◆ There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change your life.

- 99

◆ How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test.

- 99

◆ Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.

- Wiz Khalifa99

◆ Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying.

- Lil Wayne99

◆ Some people go to high school... others go to school high.

- 99

◆ If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.

- Bone Thugs N Harmony99

◆ 4/20 is national weed day, 4/21 is national random drug test day.

- 99

◆ A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

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