◆ I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.
◆ My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...
◆ I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
◆ How you try stealing a free sample in the mall food court when the dude was looking!?
◆ It's no crime to steal from a thief
◆ He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief
- German Proverb99
◆ A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face
◆ A thief believes everybody steals.
- Edgar Watson Howe99
◆ There is honor among thieves.
◆ Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud, tax evasion, and other nefarious activities.
- Ron Lewis99
◆ If we don't act now to safeguard our privacy, we could all become victims of identity theft.
- Bill Nelson99
◆ Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
- Erma Bombeck99
◆ A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.
- Ian Anderson99
◆ Identity is theft of the self.
- Estee Martin99
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