Theft quotes

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◆ I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them.

- 100

◆ I shouldn't have driven home from the bar last night...especially since I walked there.

- 99

◆ My wife and I are trying to have a child. But it's so hard to take one out of Chuck E Cheese without anyone noticing...

- 99

◆ I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

- 99

◆ How you try stealing a free sample in the mall food court when the dude was looking!?

- 99

◆ It's no crime to steal from a thief

- Proverb99

◆ He who holds the ladder is as bad as the thief

- German Proverb99

◆ A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face

- Juvenal99

◆ A thief believes everybody steals.

- Edgar Watson Howe99

◆ There is honor among thieves.

- Proverb99

◆ Identity theft involving these cards is a growing form of white collar crime, facilitating illegal immigration, banking and accounting fraud, tax evasion, and other nefarious activities.

- Ron Lewis99

◆ If we don't act now to safeguard our privacy, we could all become victims of identity theft.

- Bill Nelson99

◆ Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

- Erma Bombeck99

◆ A lot of pop music is about stealing pocket money from children.

- Ian Anderson99

◆ Identity is theft of the self.

- Estee Martin99