Testing quotes

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◆ Life is like a confused teacher...first she gives the test and then teaches the lesson.

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◆ On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *I'll use calculator just in case*

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◆ Teacher: The test is very easy. Me: Sure it is bitch, you already know all the answers.

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◆ *Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True

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◆ Don't you just hate when you think you did amazing on a test and then get a horrible grade...

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◆ Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like the asshole who finished first.

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◆ Obstacles are placed in our way to see if what we want is really worth fighting for.

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◆ Giving your friend the 'What the f*ck is this?' look during a test.

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◆ Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

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◆ Dear teacher, putting all the smart people in one group is NOT fair at all, sincerely, failing and in need of the grade.

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◆ That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

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◆ Dear teacher, would you mind not looking at my paper while I'm answering your test? Sincerely, it feels awkward.

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◆ Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question.

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◆ I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

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◆ That awkward moment when someone finishes a test in 10 minutes while I'm still on the 1st question.

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